Chelsea is originally from Louisiana and proud of it. She has three cats: Tima, an aging riot grrrl who thinks rules are for suckers; Tima's brother, Janeane Garofalo, who has no qualms over having a girl's name; and Cricket, a young orange tabby rescue who has given Chelsea many scars. The Gomez home also cares for several tarantulas, two giant aquariums, and a hairless dog named Wolfie. Chelsea is obsessed with classic Corvettes, gory movies, sweet tea, and cheese enchiladas. Having finally purchased glass door bookcases to guard her antique books and trap their musty aroma, her current goal in life is to own a TV that's larger than 65" and every video gaming system ever.